HEADLINE - "Facebook civil union status choice angers many"
Why are you upset? Is it because "in an open relationship" was not enough for you? You needed something more "it's complicated" to be upset about? Tell me, is it really not enough to scream from the pulpit or on the streetcorner? Well Ok then fine - I know that my relationship status on MyFaceTwitt is really all that you need to concern yourself with these days so lemme give you a little piece of mind ( did you like my pun)
Question, If I get married on MyFaceTwitt (that is to say, change my status) is it an affront to the sanctity of status? Why were you reading my profile in the first place you perv! Come on, be truthful, it's because you wanted all the juicy Springer-like details on my "it's complicated" status right? Or maybe you were gonna Judge Judy my ass over my "In an open relationship" update? I have an idea just for you! ** read the next part very carefully ** Hit the back button on your browser until you get back to the Falwell page that you should be reading and leave my comments and profile unread. Thanks, now go champion the next wacky crusade you think needs a spokesperson and remember ... If I want my status update to say "living in sin" or some-such nonsense - It is MY status update - You are not my friend - (if you ARE, I am sorry for the rant but lets rethink this "friend situation") You should not see or hear anything about it from me (according to my privacy settings anyway)... I didn't put it in your face - you actively searched for it, or one of your fellow crusaders did so you could be pissed off about something - get over yourself!
Live and let live - Or just crawl under a rock and die please
Toodles
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